i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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