My first STD was from a foam party
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Send help, water and tortillas.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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