if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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