she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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