found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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