quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
How's work?
Spinning.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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