She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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