I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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