Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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