At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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