But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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