It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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