We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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