Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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