Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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