yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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