Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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