So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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