nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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