So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I think your dad took our porno
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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