Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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