you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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