WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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