scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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