Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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