I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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