Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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