If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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