Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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