You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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