I want to have your abortion
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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