Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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