Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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