I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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