So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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