you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
