Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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