we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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