So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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