Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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