I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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