i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I would fuck him just for his dog
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