So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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