my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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