oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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