I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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