Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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