The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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