everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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