do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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