I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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