I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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