just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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