I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I still have a little drunk in my system
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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