if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You ate ashes out of my bong
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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