he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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