dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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