Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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