kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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