somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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